andyvantageous: have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you it’s horrible
amoying: post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
Things got deep this evening,night,morning.
I’m loving it!
Reblog this if a family member has ever called you...
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world