May 2013
andyvantageous:
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible
amoying:
post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
Things got deep this evening,night,morning.
I’m loving it!
Reblog this if a family member has ever called you...
goobsohard:
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
